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Megan surveys the gameshow’s landscape and decides to scramble before the challenge.
“I came up with this great plan to
stay in the game.”
She recruits Toastee and Pumkin into a four girl core alliance.
A secret four-girl alliance.
“It’s a hard call here because I don’t
like Megan.”
Neither does Pumkin.
“Megan is very manipulative and I do not
think I can trust her. But me and Toastee
are tight and if we need to use her we will.”
It’s that time to choose new team captains. Brandi C hasn’t been captain before so the Greens choose their most pathetic weakest player.
Over confident or game over?
The Gold girls choose Pumkin. 12p, Heather and The Entertainer think it’s a team decision.
Regardless 
Game over. Green Team lose. Again.
“Yeah we lost. Hopefully it shouldn’t
matter. Right now our alliance is
untouchable. Brandi C. Megan:
one of them got to go.”
Scrambling is always better when you're one step ahead.
“Me and Brandi will probably be in the
box but one of the boys will have
to be in there
“I think Megan is a conniving bitch. But
strategically it might be better to
eliminate one of the boys.”
(The next day) inside the vault. Brandi C knows the drill.
“We do this everyday. We go to a challenge.
We lose. We wake up the next morning.
We go to the vault. Three people go in
the box and it’s usually me.”
Who else?
“Being that I’m such a big target and I’ve
always been public enemy number
one I can’t be in that box.”
They're going nowhere slowly. So with 10 minutes left Chance decides to roll call.
Chance: “Who wants Brandi C in the box?”
Chance: “Who wants Megan?”
“Then me and Brandi pick you.”
Gulp.
Or not?
“See most of the Gold Team loves me.
We have fun. We drink. And they
really can’t stand Megan.”
Craig calls in Gold Team and lets them know who’s on the chopping block.
“Megan? Come on. I wanted Whiteboy
in the box. I don’t understand how this
kid keeps skipping the box especially
when there’s two brothers on the team.”
Hint:
“We trust Pumkin. Everything’s cool.”
He could be right.
“Pumkin thinks if she sends home Chance
that she’ll be the number one target for turning
on them and they’ll get her out of here next.
I think I’m going home tonight.”
The power outing’s at a spa. Bonanza for the girls.
“I don’t really know why Chance is in such
a bad mood but he’s not saving himself
by being rude to everybody.”
Chance? Save himself?
The pampering over it’s time to eat and beg.
“I’m not here to butter you up Pumkin man.
I thought we were already seeing eye to eye.”
Chance you forgot about the Megan factor.
Megan: “Shut the Chance up.”
She picks a fight with Chance at the dinner table. That’s not hard to do by the way. You could pick a fight with Chance in an isolation tank.
“I really want to talk to Pumkin alone because
Chance – I don’t want him to hear
my master plan.”
Chance can’t hear anything right now.
“I almost gave the code word. If I had a
phone I would have said, ‘Whiteboy drown
the pooch. We are on the way back. I want
a dead pooch floating on our arrival.
Drown that pooch’.”
Megan gets her mastermind time.
“I did kind of want to talk to her a little more
one-on-one because I’m kinda starting to
warm up to the idea of being in an
alliance with them.”
Megan goes to work. She buries Chance – “the way he treats us - like garbage – is the way he’ll treat you” and strokes Pumkin – “if that means you want us to throw the next challenge then we will”.
“Megan actually makes a good point. But it
could become a problem later on because
she’s definitely such a back stabber.”
Back at the mansion Chance frets to Whiteboy. Hoopz pledges her allegiance to the Stallionaires.
As does Toastee.
The eliminations
“You know at first it was really scary. Now
I kinda got it down. I’m hoping that since
I’ve been saved three times – twice,
wait. Is this my fourth time?”
Craig wants to know Pumkin – who gets the first cheque?
“Pumkin gives the first cheque to Brandi C.
Cool. But why the hell am I still here? I feel
like I’m supposed to be the first cheque given.”
“See on the power outing me and Pumkin
made a deal. I am scared Pumkin’s not
going to stick with it ‘cos she’s so
scared of everybody else.”
“Part of me thinks Megan should go home
tonight because I can’t stand her.”
“Saggy boobs suck.”
“But part of me thinks that Chance should
go home tonight because he is part of
the strongest alliance in the house.”
Craig wants to know.
Pumkin: “Megan can you come here please.”
You what?
“I eliminated Chance. Me. All on my own.
I eliminated a Stallionaire.”
“For a split second I felt so powerful. But
then I became terrified.”
“Pumkin’s definitely a target now. There’s
no doubt about that.”
“BEEYATCH!”
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